Dad's dad
Grandaddy has asked each of us countless times to play this sport.
Crew
Ken Griffey Jr.
Ken Griffey Sr.
medicine
Hippocrates
Tool that beeps when aimed at Dad
Stud Finder
Pullitzer and 20 Grammy winner
Kendrick Lamar
Grandaddy has recommended this sci fi novel to me several times and purchased it for me but has since forgotten and continues to recommend it every time reading is mentioned.
Rendezvous with Rama
Cavan Biggio
Craig Biggio
Physics
Isaac Newton
Used for late night reading (…and snacking)
Head Lamp
The only song by this artist that dad tolerates is 90210 due to its ties to LA.
Travis Scott
Gigi wants us to do this to grandaddy’s plants.
Poison them
Miley Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus
Western Philosophy
Dads yard work dynamic duo
Shovel and Pickaxe
This rapper’s extensive use of adlibs tickles dad’s ear in just the right way.
21 Savage
This is grandaddy’s favorite pool activity.
Dead Man's Float
Gracie Abrams
JJ Abrams
Big bang
Albert Einstein
Dads preferred weed wacker
Blow torch / Flamethrower
It’s hard to prove that dad’s sole tolerance of this rapper is not racially motivated.
Eminem
Fill in the blank: “Hello Dog, ____ _____ ___ _ ____ ___ ___.”
You know why I call you dog
Kendall Jenner
Caitlyn Jenner (formerly Bruce)
Modern genetics
Gregor Mendel
Until his birthday came around Dad was infuriated by the dullness of this tool
Pizza cutter
It took little time for his hatred to grow for this pair after hearing WAP for the first (and last) time
Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion