SI Units
Length
What is a meter?
1,000,000,000.0000000001
What is zero?
Conservation of Energy means that energy can be neither created or this
What is destroyed?
What you write BEFORE you build anything
What is a proposal?
Minnesota
Where is John from?
Mass
What is a kilogram
67,000,000
What is 6?
A falling object turns potential energy into this
What is kinetic energy?
What you write AFTER everything is done
What is a Final Report?
Chemical Engineering
What did John major in?
Force
What is a Newton (kg m/s2
4.5 billion
What is 8?
9.81 m/s2 or 32.2 ft/ss
What is the gravitational accleration?
The "glue" that John and other 3M adhesive experts get paid to sniff
What is a roll of tape
Energy
What is a Joule (kg m2/s2)
.0000555
What is 4?
Surprisingly, the velocity of falling objects doesn't depend on this "weighty" property.
What is mass?
A presentation made in a large room, sometimes with hundreds of other presenters there too
What is a poster session?
The proudest day of John career was this
What is the day he made a woman cry?
Jerk
What is m/s3
60 x 10-6
What is 4?
Potential energy depends on mass, gravity and this
What is height?
Being exempt employees, engineers don't get this after a long day, while engineering technicians do
What is overtime?
As a side gig, John shows up in court rooms as this
What is an expert witness?