Jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
What was the purpose of the pyramid?
A burial place for pharaohs while they awaited the afterlife.
What were the triangular structures the Pharaohs were buried in
Pyramids
Whose tomb was discovered untouched and provided important information on Egyptian lives and beliefs?
King Tut
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A Coin
How do brave Egyptians write?
with HERO-glyphics
What was the point of mummification?
To preserve bodies to prepare them for the afterlife.
What type of religion did the Egyptians practice?
Polytheism
Who was the peaceful leader of Egypt who helped Egypt to prosper?
Queen Hatshepsut
I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
A Candle
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells
What did Egyptians believe about the gods?
Pharaohs were part god, part human
Controlled nature & human activity
What is the book that guides people through the afterlife
Who led Egypt through military conquests and was known for building the most temples and monuments?
Ramses the II
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse
Who is the God of the underworld
Osiris
What was the process of wrapping the deceased in linen in order to preserve the corpse for as long as possible called
Mummification
Who was the longest reigning pharaoh of Egypt?
Ramses the Great
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
M
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
What was on the other side of the scale used by Anubis when weighing the heart?
The feather of truth
What is the name and definition of the type of government in ancient Egypt?
Theocracy- pharaoh controls government and religion
Who unified upper and lower Egypt
King Menes
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
He's Bald