Audit-or-else
Don't let an auditor see you miss this required step before entering the production floor.
What is washing your hands?
Please, do not throw this commonly used item in the garbage can.
What are labels?
This Lauder family member was vice president of Origins long before his tenure as ELC CEO.
Who is William Lauder?
This GL has travelled to 41 countries.
Who is Gerson?
Its not always about how much you produced, these other two metrics are used to evaluate performance.
What are safety and quality?
Don't lose control and keep too many of these around, an auditor won't like it, especially if they are old.
What are Controlled Documents?
Please don't scribble, instead you should always do this on a controlled form if you make a mistake.
What is crossing out, dating, and signing?
This Lauder has her own cosmetic, perfume, fashion, and furniture line named after her.
Who is Aerin Lauder?
Even though this GL went to engineering school, he couldn't engineer a faster way to get there, so he rode his bike to and from for 4 years.
Who is George?
This KPI tells you how much you used; versus how much you should have used.
What is MUV?
Your penmanship doesnt matter as long as you dont use this type of pen that makes auditors angry.
What are gel pens?
Please do not leave this open.
What is a PCs PC?
Although he has not worked within the company in over 60 years, he is now the sole heir to the lauder company.
Who is Ronald Lauder?
This former GL is from Texas, but lived in the Middle East before coming to Canada.
Who is Piran?
This KPI tells you how efficient your labor is, based on how much you produced.
What is DLE?
Note that this audit infraction posts a serious threat data integrity, as well as the environment.
What are post-it notes?
Please don't use these red, green, yellow, blue and black items for anything but their intended purpose.
What are reject, sample, plastic, recycling, and garbage bins?
This third generation Lauder joined the family business in 1996, and has since served as Global President of Origins, as well as Executive Vice President and Chief Data Officer.
Who is Jane Lauder?
This group leader is like a mythical creature, but he spells his name differently and does not breathe fire.
Who is Dragan?
This KPI is calculated by dividing the number of finished goods produced, by the number of labor hours spent to make them.
What is productivity?
Wearing these at work might be fashionable, but if your pants are too short, an auditor will be upset.
What are ankle socks?
Not technically a GMP, but please don't do this while you are walking.
What is texting?
Although the company is named for her, it was not her real name.
Who is Josephine Esther Mentzer?
This GL is widely considered to be everyone's favorite on account of his hilarious jokes and cool shirts.
Who is Mat?
Overall, this KPI is widely considered our most effective at identifying the percentage of time you are productive, showing underlying losses and equipping you to improve your performance.
What is O.E.E?