Elder Neu's Birthday
August 15th
Elder Amparan's Sexual Orientation
Spider-man
One Directions One direction
Straight Downhill
The Worst Number Ever I mean seriously the fact that it is even allowed to exist is an actual crime against humanity and I could go on all day about how much I hate this freaking number so much but we have to end this so fine I guess.
29
This Movie is infamous for its phenomenal performance from Legendary Actor Tobey Maguire
Spiderman 3
The Day Donald Trump was Elected
November 9th 2016
Elder Amparans Mothers Maiden Name
Drake
Victoria's Secret
Herpes
The Square Root of 4761
69
The Legal name of Jackie Chan's Stunt Double
Jackie Chan
The Day that Elder Amparan Died
Tomorrow
Elder Amparans First Pet
A Dog named Dash
Who Let the Dogs out
Snoop Dogg
The Gayest Number
99
This Adam Sandler movie is widely regarded as the worst movie ever made.
Jack and Jill
The Day that Harambe Died
May 26 2016
Elder Amparan's Most Used Password
Spiderman
The Krabby Patty Secret Formula
Copious amounts of LSD
The Sexiest Number
8
This movie is the reason Jason Statham was ranked as "The Most Chauvinistic Man of all Time"
Crank
The Day that Elder Neu's dad died
September 6th 2016
Elder Amparans Social Security Number
Obama's last name
Black Man
The Square root of 73746462969
271563
This Movie features a cult of demon worshippers attempting to drag a young couple to their dark ruler, "he who walks behind the rows"
Children of the corn