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100

What is my favorite color? 🤔

Trick question;)

I love all o' them.

100

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one 

100

What kind of shoes did I used to wear all the time? (Bonus 100 points if you know the reason why I stopped wearing them.)

Black Nikes;

I stopped wearing them because when I was camping a slug crawled into them while I was sleeping, and now there's a bunch of slime in my shoes.

200

When is my birthday? 🤔

October 7th

200

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated 😎

200

On Wednesday, I got my shoe stuck in my chair. What pair of shoes were stuck in my chair?

Red hightop Converse
300

What is my favorite food? 🤔

Mainly Pasta (I've got 'em in alphabetical order for ya); 

Spaghetti & Meatballs, Chicken Parmesan (with pasta, obviously), and Chili with pasta 😎

300

What do you call a factory that makes nice products?

A satisfactory

300

Can you guess what color shirt I'm wearing right now?

Crusty white tee shirt

400

What is my favorite month? 🤔 (HINT: it's not my birthday month)

November, it just sounds cool 😎

400

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

400

What color is my bookbag?

Purple/pink.

500

What are my lucky numbers (yes, with the plural)? 🤔 (For fairness, I'll give you options: 10, 18, 23, or 47?)

47 and 23 🎉

500

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

500

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