What is my favorite color? 🤔
Trick question;)
I love all o' them.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one
What kind of shoes did I used to wear all the time? (Bonus 100 points if you know the reason why I stopped wearing them.)
Black Nikes;
I stopped wearing them because when I was camping a slug crawled into them while I was sleeping, and now there's a bunch of slime in my shoes.
When is my birthday? 🤔
October 7th
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated 😎
On Wednesday, I got my shoe stuck in my chair. What pair of shoes were stuck in my chair?
What is my favorite food? 🤔
Mainly Pasta (I've got 'em in alphabetical order for ya);
Spaghetti & Meatballs, Chicken Parmesan (with pasta, obviously), and Chili with pasta 😎
What do you call a factory that makes nice products?
A satisfactory
Can you guess what color shirt I'm wearing right now?
Crusty white tee shirt
What is my favorite month? 🤔 (HINT: it's not my birthday month)
November, it just sounds cool 😎
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
What color is my bookbag?
Purple/pink.
What are my lucky numbers (yes, with the plural)? 🤔 (For fairness, I'll give you options: 10, 18, 23, or 47?)
47 and 23 🎉
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
FREEBEE :DD
FREEBEE :DD