The Presidential Suite
A total of 8 US Presidents, among them the likes of George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, were born in this southern state
What is Virginia?
“Let’s make America great again.”
Who is Ronald Reagan?
“Joe Biden’s asleep, Kamala is at a dance party with _____”
Who is BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ
Kamala, along with the likes of Chadwick Bozeman, Taraji P. Henson, and (unfortunately) Sean Combs, is an alumnus of this DC University.
What is Howard?
Yes, he invented bifocals, discovered electricity, and is on the $100 bill. No, he cannot claim a POTUS title.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
It’s not for nothing that this midwestern state has been dubbed ”The Mother of Presidents” - 7 presidents were born there
What is Ohio?
Yes we can
Who is Barack Obama?
“They’re eating the ___”
What are dogs?
While her opponent has mocked her height as being unpresidential, Kamala is this tall - the same height as our fourth president, James Madison.
What is 5’ 4”?
An American Royal in more ways than one, when this President married in 1905 his bride didn’t need to change her last name
Who is Franklin Roosevelt?
Barack Obama’s bragging rights include roots in this state, one of the two most recent to join the Union. Did you know it was once a kingdom?
What is Hawaii?
It’s the economy, stupid
Who is Bill Clinton?
“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be ___ __.”
What is “dating her”?
Her political ally and colleague Barack Obama once referred to Kamala as the “best-looking” person in this role in the country, later apologizing for the statement.
What is attorney general (of California)?
JFK may have been the youngest ever to be elected at 43, but the youngest person to ever bear the Presidential burden was this man (age 42) after his predecessor died in office
Who is Teddy Roosevelt?
Get out of your own head and into the world around you - Grover Cleveland hails from this state.
What is New York?
Not just peanuts
Who is Jimmy Carter?
“This is a guy that was all man… when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there, they said, 'Oh my God, that's _______.”
What is unbelievable?
Little known fact: Kamala attended middle and high school (or should I say Collège et Lycée) in this North American city
What is Montréal?
In a coincidence putting to rest some of the cuntiest presidential lore in US history, these two founding fathers (political rivals/personal besties) both died on July 4th, 1826 within 5 hours of each other.
Who are John Adams and Thomas Jefferson?
Although he was governor of Texas before clinching (stealing) the presidency, George W. Bush was born in this original colony
What is Connecticut?
I like Ike
Who is Dwight D. Eisenhower?
“Hannibal Lector is a _____ ___”
What is a “wonderful man”?
Hell if you know this middle name of Kamala, you deserve the presidency yourself
What is Devi?
Secure your own (Jeopardy) immortality if you can name one of these two presidents (besides Lincoln or JFK) that were assassinated while in office.
Who is William McKinley (or) James Garfield?