What number on a d20 is considered a critical hit
20
What did Homer drop
His donut doh
Bomb them
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Yet, they enjoy a lovely dinner afterward. How?
She is a photographer. She shot a photo, developed it, and hung it to dry.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
The floors clean
On a d20 what number is considered a critical miss
1
What did Homer spill
His soda doh
Democrat or Republican
Whatever Brannon chose
I am so delicate that if you say my name, you break me. What am I?
Silence
If blue was the sun how many yellows could peter Griffen make before the apple of doom was hit with a meteor
2
What check would you need to do to see a trap
Perception Check
What does Homer hit
The doorway doh
where does trump live
1000 bottles of wine, one is poisoned. It takes 3 weeks for the poison to act. You have 10 servants and 1 month. How do you find the bottle?
Use binary code. Number the bottles 1–1000 and represent those numbers in binary using the 10 servants, where 1 = drink and 0 = don't drink.
Blue + Red = ???
Purple
What check would you do for an attack
Strength check
What did Homer ruin
his whole day doh
When was trump born
June 14, 1946 (age 79 years), Jamaica Hospital Medical Center, New York, NY
What is always on its way but never arrives?
Tommorow
You have 5 seconds to say apple or no points
Good job if you got it
What does Tahas Hideous Laugh do
Force people to lay down and laugh
March 17, 1994 what happened with homer
He walked into a bush
How old is trump
79
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What am I?
The letter R
What is the only food that never spoils
Honey