People From High School
A nice girl, though she cannot seem to walk away from ugly brunette men (cc: Mitch Randall and Cael Thorson)
Who is Allison Holloway?
Claire: Do you guys think Charli and Lil Huddy should get back together?
______: On today's list of things I don't want to talk about
Who is the birthday boy?
The significance of 647 Peterson
What is Eli's Freshman Dorm Room?
Eli's freshman dorm room neighbors
Who are Ahron Ulis and Tony Perkins ?
These are Eli's pronouns, that he has on his LinkedIn out of fear for being cancelled.
He/Him
A yogi who chased her dreams out to California and has nothing to do with Eli Waltman
Who is Kylee Vaudt?
"If I was going to suck anybody's toes here, it'd be Claires."
Who is our Irish king?
Eli's Sexy Time Color
What is red?
Eli's gamer tag
What is Waltman2182?
This was the stroke Eli Waltman did at the 2020 state swim meet.
What is freestyle?
A former lover of Eli's who seems to still leave breadcrumbs for him via her private snap story
Who is Katie Carlson?
"WE DESERVE HEAD!"
Who is Chiefer?
The first bar Eli ever went to
What is Fieldhouse?
This is Eli's beer of choice
What is Miller?
This is the gang symbol Eli Waltman is holding up during his graduation walk instagram post.
What is a thumbs up?
This individuals dad is a former NFL player, and was Eli's middle school lover.
Who is Kennedy Wright?
"I wanna break my hymennnnnn"
Who is Elijah Michael Waltman?
Eli loved to mix this liquor with his coke freshman year.
What is rum?
Eli used this candy in his drinks freshman year
What are Jolly Ranchers?
This was Eli's lab partner for a chicken wing dissecting lesson at South Middle School.
Who is Frances Lolffelholz?
A hair lookalike for Draco Malfoy, and a total dweeb.
Who is Carter Bidinger?
"Leave me alone! Your stupid boyfriend said he's gonna shoot me in the head!"
Who is Walt?
Eli's Lowest Scoring Exam OF ALL TIME was in this course
What is managerial accounting?
Eli's favorite professor
Who is Scott Asay?
These women (I'm unsure of their relation) would be Eli's dream threesome.
Who are Abby and Amber Lusk?