New Testament
The famous passage "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" Is from the gospel writer, in this chapter, and this verse
John 3:16
Venatio, an old duel between scary creatures and unfortunate slaves, was witnessed over 9,000 times in this grand arena
The Colosseum
To put it simply: The NHL's top point scorer ever
To put it in context, he said "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
Wayne Gretzky
Donde esta mis pantalones?
Where are my pants?
A rainbow of paper flakes fall onto
A steaming pile of Italian noodles and tomatoes, cut by
A jungle knife with a thick blade
Confetti of Spaghetti but by a Machete
Jesus' teaching culminated on the sermon of the mount, where he told a large crowd this (According to Matthew)
The Beatitudes
If you held a red cape and dashed away from a bull in a still relevant Spanish sport, you would be known as this
A Matador
This Hockey city is where the hall of fame is located. Hint: It's not is this country
Toronto, CAN
Donde esta las tortugas?
Where are the turtles?
A cellular device sounds
A loud ring when called, more specifically
A low, humming note that continues on
Phone Tone is a Drone
This mountain is this acclaimed site of Jesus' Transfiguration
Mount Tabor
Hippos and Crocodiles would be drawn into Fisherman's joust, a game of oar-whacking played on boats in this river
The Nile
This hockey team has surprisingly won a Stanley Cup, despite being a comedic franchise named after a famous amuser
The Anaheim (Mighty) Ducks
Donde esta amor hay odio
Where is love there is hate
A misty light in the sky at
A time in between morning and evening on
A shallow stretch of water surrounded by coral
Moon at Noon on the Lagoon
This city aside the Sea of Galilea is where Jesus met some of his closest friends
Capernaum
In an old Mayan game, Ulama, players would bounce this into a stone hoop, not quite unlike basketball
The loser's skull
Ovechkin may have been "The Great Eight"
Gretzky may have been "The Great One"
This Star was nicknamed "The Next One" after playing a young game at the time of the other stars
Sidney Crosby
Donde estan las turistas del futuro?
Where are the tourists from the future?
It's not easy being
A fresh and well tidied
Mechanical apparatus with moving parts
A Green Clean Machine
These were the original 12 disciples
Simon-Peter, James, John, Andrew, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James (2), Thaddeus Simon the Zealot, and Judas
This old Greek sport was similar to a wrestling match, where you had to bring your opponent as close to death as you could, but if you killed them, they would be called the victor
Pankration
In 1974, the Buffalo Sabers drafted Japanese player Taro Tsujimoto - But this was controversial, because soon many fans found out he was this type of player
A nonexistent player
Donde estan los vengadores
Where are the Avengers?
A weak, hungry, and desperate specimen of
A bushy animal with a passion for logs is
A expectation crushing know-it-all