Mishaps/Decisions
This was a decision Elliot made in the Packard house that caused him to ask his dad for help in order to get his security deposit back:
Busted down his wall.
Elliot's preferred auto-response when declining a call:
"On my way!"
Tom and Kara employed what strategy to get Elliot to come back after he ran away?
Sent a picture of the dogs
Elliot's dad, Tom, is embodied by what mammal?
A fox
The standard amount of shots Elliot said he would take before driving from his parents house to Barton:
7 (seven)
Elliot's nickname for his girlfriend:
Bershmize (Berlizer)
How Elliot ensured that Ben would not call his mom to inform her of his alcoholic behaviors:
Gave him a fake number
The name of Elliot's favorite thrift store, the owner of which he has a friendly relationship:
Elliot paid which Ann Arbor drug dealer to rent his dab pen during class?
Martin
Elliot's name for a popular cider brand:
Shmangry Borchard
The name of Elliot's former, short-lived drinking video series (bonus points for the spin-off, specifically related to quick consumption):
Beck Pours (pos)
Beck chugs
The instagram handle of Elliot's most frequented tattoo artist
Fake_goth
Elliot got in a car crash. When he did, an old woman, a witness, said this:
"He was on his phone!"
This word was used to describe someone in a state of being extremely stoned. Suffix: -ized.
Kabloogerized (Kableegerized, keeferized)
Ben claimed that Elliot owed him upwards of $500 for the following reasons (name 2 of the 3):
Elliot's grandpa on his dads side said this after watching 99% of a movie:
"Oh wait, I've seen this movie! It's really good."
Recite the exact quote on Elliot's police citation when he lived at Packard:
"Beck admitted to throwing several glass bottles in the street because he thought it was funny."
Elliot's name for someone very cute. Suffix: -ster.
Woogmeister
Elliot used to steal from this establishment, causing them to change their rules: (Bonus points: what Ann Arbor street was it on?)
Chipotle (on state)
The names of Elliot's two gay cousins:
Gabe and Nate