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THIS ARTICLE DEALS WITH BULLYING BETWEEN PEERS OR MISUSE OF MANAGERIAL AUTHORITY

WHAT IS ARTICLE 1.10?

100

ACCORDING TO ARTICLE 8.1 THIS IS THE MINIMUM REGULAR HOURS A REGULAR PART TIME EMPLOYEE MUST BE SCHEDULED PER WEEK

WHAT IS 17.5 HOURS?

100

VAC

WHAT IS VACATION?

100

DURING THE SCHEDULED TIME PERIODS, TWO ATTEMPTS WITH THIS AMOUNT OF TIME APART WILL BE MADE TO CONTACT THE AUXILIARY. 

WHAT IS 5 MINUTES APART?

100

A TATTELTALE IS SEWED UP 

WHAT IS SNITCHES GET STITCHES?

200

THIS ARTICLE'S (D) SECTION SAYS AUXILIARIES WILL LOSE THEIR SERVICE SENIORITY IF THEY DECLINE FOUR OFFERS OF RE-EMPLOYMENT

WHAT IS 31.4?

200

SUBJECT TO SECTION (A) OF ARTICLE 13.1, SECTION (B) SAYS THESE SHALL BE THE CLOTHING ISSUED TO REGULAR EMPLOYEES AND AUXILIARIES WHO HAVE WORKED 1827 HOURS IN A 15 MONTH PERIOD

WHAT IS 3 SHIRTS/BLOUSES, 2 PAIR OF PANTS, 1 CARDIGAN, 1 BELT?

200

STN

WHAT IS SICK NO TOP UP? 

200

ON MIDNIGHT ON THESE TWO DATES, ALL AUXILIARY DECLINES ARE REMOVED

WHAT IS APRIL 1 AND OCOBER 1?

200

WEEPING AT A MISTAKEN MEMORIAL

WHAT IS YOU ARE CRYING AT THE WRONG FUNERAL?

300

THIS ARTICLE ACKNOWLEDGES THAT THE MANAGEMENT AND DIRECTING OF EMPLOYEES IS RETAINED BY THE EMPLOYER

WHAT IS ARTICLE 6?

300

ARTICLE 4.3 (C) WHERE A CUSTOMER COMPLAINT AGAINST A STAFF MEMBER IS NOT RESOLVED, THE EMPLOYER AGREES NOT TO TAKE PUNITIVE ACTION AGAINST AN EMPLOYEE AS A RESULT OF THIS KIND OF COMPLAINT. 

WHAT IS AN UNSIGNED COMPLAINT?

300

PEN

WHAT IS PENSION?

300

AUXILIARY EMPLOYEES WHO ARE UNAVAILABLE FOR WORK BECAUSE OF ILLNESS AND NOT INCUR A DECLINE, MUST DO THIS AT THE TIMES DESIGNATED BY THE EMPLOYER

WHAT IS CALL INTO THEIR WORK UNIT?

300

STATING ONE’S ACHIEVEMENTS DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN ENDORSEMENT 

WHAT IS SELF PRAISE IS NO RECOMMENDATION?

400

THE LATEST MAIN AGREEMENT IS THE SAME NUMBER AS THE AMOUNT OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS IN A ROLLING STONE SONG.

WHAT IS THE 19TH MAIN PUBLIC SERVICE AGREEMENT?

400

THIS ARTICLE SAYS THAT WHEN A TEMPORARY RELIEF IS REQUIRED DUE TO ILLNESS, VACATION, LEAVE OF ABSENCE, ETC., THE EMPLOYER SHALL GIVE REGULAR EMPLOYEES THE OPPORTUNITY TO RELIVE IN HIGHER PAYING POSITIONS

WHAT IS ARTICLE 6?

400

JUR

WHAT IS JURY DUTY?

400

WORKING THESE TWO DAYS AS AN AUXILIARY IS ONE WAY TO QUALIFY FOR COMPENSATION FOR A PAID HOLIDAY

WHAT IS THE DAY BEFORE AND THE DAY AFTER A PAID HOLIDAY?

400

ONE IS SLURPING BEYOND A DIGIT

WHAT IS HE SUCKED IT OUT OF HIS THUMB?

500

ARTICLE 8.3 - LIMITS TO PRESENT INTIAL GRIEVANCE, STATES AN EMPLOYEE MUST PRESENT A GRIEVANCE NO LATER THAN THIS

WHAT IS 30 DAYS?

500

THE LAST MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING IN THE 19TH COMPONENT AGREEMENT, SAYS THIS PREMIUM DOES NOT APPLY TO REGULAR EMPLOYEES WHO ACCEPT A SHIFT ON A PAID HOLIDAY

WHAT IS SHORT SHIFT CHANGEOVER PREMIUM?

500

M<2

WHAT IS MEDICAL LEAVE OF 2 HOURS OR LESS?

500

AN UNDER 1827 AUXILIARY IS ENTITLED TO THIS AMOUNT OF TIME FOR LEAVE OF ABSENCE WITHOUT PAY IN A CALENDAR YEAR

WHAT IS 105 HOURS?

500

AUDIBLE NOISE FROM THE SIMIAN POLES IN THE SANDBOX

WHAT IS SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD HEAR ON THE MONKEY BARS IN THE PLAYGROUND?

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