Food Puns
The reason I can't tell you my mozzarella joke.
It's way too cheesy.
This is why you should never play poker against the fastest animals in the world.
Because they're cheetahs.
This show follows the adventures of characters Rick and Morty.
Rick and Morty.
The three ways in which my Michael Jackson jokes should be classified.
1. Bad
2. Bad
3. Really really bad
What I called Brittney Spears after she got her license to drive.
Brittney Steers.
Get jalapeño business.
This is a giraffe's favorite Ariana Grande song.
Thank U, Necks.
In the Bonnie Tyler song "Hero", the narrator is holding out for this at the end of the night.
A hero.
Ke$ha's favorite social media platform.
TikTok.
What happened to Shawn Mendes when I didn't give him a certain type of Hershey's candy.
He needed stitches.
What the pinto mother said to her son when he came home late.
Where have you bean?
A pony can never get laryngitis for this reason.
They're just a little horse.
The amount of diggity discussed in the song "No Diggity."
No.
This is what the person who got low was wearing.
Apple Bottom Jeans and the Boots with the Fur.
Taio Cruz was great for me in class, but when he got sick, this would happen every once in awhile.
He threw his hands up in the air sometimes.
This is why the baby oyster didn't want to share.
He was a little shellfish.
I didn't bump into a dolphin by accident. It was completely...
On porpoise.
In the Prince song "Purple Rain", the narrator wants to see you laughing in this color rain.
Purple.
What the members of Jerry Cantrell's band had to call themselves after getting mustard splotches all over their shirts.
Alice in Stains.
This was the band OutKast's favorite Spanish pronoun.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEElla.
This is what you call a fake noodle.
An impasta.
What you call it when America's national bird gets sick.
Ill-eagle.
In the Otis Redding song, "Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay", this is what Otis is sittin' on.
What is Spain?
Why Avril Levigne and I didn't work out as a couple.
Because I had to go and make things so complicated.
Rihanna's favorite Spanish Letter
Eh, Eh, Eh.