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A dimwitted girl with a scarlet coat, an even more dimwitted elderly woman, and a hungry beast; the dimwitted elderly woman is devoured by a beast, the beast then decided to try on the old ladies clothes, suddenly the dimwitted girl visits and tells the beast how lovely he looks in what resembles her grandma's pjs, the beast tries to consume the dimwitted girl, some creep who has been peeping in the window brings out an axe and slays the beast, the dimwitted elderly woman falls out of the beasts intestines and all is well.
What is the plot of Little Red Riding Hood?