2x+5=139. Solve for X
67
What kind of dog is this?
Corgi

Barf
Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
Alaska
Artists complain about how much they have to pay to live in a crappy apartment in 90s New York.
Rent
(10 x 6) + 7
67

Husky

Canned Dog Food
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
California
Know it all orphan gets adopted by aloof millionaire who actually doesn't want her, but is like "She's fine, I guess?"
Annie
100 - (3 x 11)
67

Shar pei

Toothpaste
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Florida
It's like "Mean Girls", but add murder and hair scrunchies
Heathers
BONUS POINTS. Value: 67 points.
67

Great Dane

Buttered Popcorn
In ? it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.
Hawaii
A musical about the state that became a state in 1907. Ranked #48 out of 50 in education...
Oklahoma
(6 x 7) + 6 + 7 + 6 + 7 + 6
67 (The actual answer is 74, but. There's a theme...)

St Bernard

Lawn clippings
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
Indiana
A musical based on a movie about a street in California.
Sunset Boulevard
70 - 9/3
67
Free Points. Look at this cute picture of a cat!
Free Points!

Spoiled Milk
Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".
Louisiana
It's literally a musical about pie.
Waitress
x/3 - 10 = 12.33. Solve for x
67

Komondor
Borzhoi
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
Moppy, the Mop Dog (this is the wrong answer, but if you make a convincing argument, you could get points)
Komondor

Skunk
It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.
Massachusetts
Trains on roller skates. No one really knows what this is about, but I think it's about trains on roller skates competing to see who is the train-iest train that has ever trained.
Starlight Express
5 + 6 x 10 + 2
67
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Pekingese
Lhasa Apso
Shih Tzu
Pekingese

Pencil Shavings
A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
Nebraska
It's the 3 S's: Snapping. Singing. Stabbing.
West Side Story
52 + (6 x 6) + 6
67

Cousin Itt from "The Addams Family"
Yorkshire Terrier
Yorkshire Terrier

Tabasco
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Ohio
Les citoyens français sont tristes.
Les Miserables
4 x 17
68

An actual literal demon from the mouth of Hell?
Chinese Crested Dog
Some alien?
Chinese Crested Dog
For the full 2000 points, be the first team that can come up with a unique combination of jelly bean flavor. Ex: if you combined crushed pineapple, cherry, and vanilla bean, you'd get pineapple upside down cake.
I told you this was going to be unhinged. I'm a man of my word
You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.
Wyoming
Chaotic ghost simps for pretty girl who sings, causes havoc, lives in a basement
The Phantom of the Opera