Unhinged Math Questions
Dogs.
Guess the Jelly Bean Flavor (No Hints Available)
Weird Laws (I Give You the Law, You Give me the State)
Musicals Explained Badly (None of these are "Hamilton". If you guess "Hamilton", I'm taking points away)
200

2x+5=139. Solve for X

67

200

What kind of dog is this?


Corgi

200



Barf

200

Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.

Alaska

200

Artists complain about how much they have to pay to live in a crappy apartment in 90s New York.

Rent

400

(10 x 6) + 7

67

400


Husky

400


Canned Dog Food

400

It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

California

400

Know it all orphan gets adopted by aloof millionaire who actually doesn't want her, but is like "She's fine, I guess?"

Annie

600

100 - (3 x 11)

67

600


Shar pei

600


Toothpaste

600

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Florida

600

It's like "Mean Girls", but add murder and hair scrunchies

Heathers

800

BONUS POINTS. Value: 67 points. 

67

800


Great Dane

800


Buttered Popcorn

800

In ? it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician.

Hawaii

800

A musical about the state that became a state in 1907. Ranked #48 out of 50 in education...

Oklahoma

1000

(6 x 7) + 6 + 7 + 6 + 7 + 6

67 (The actual answer is 74, but. There's a theme...)

1000


St Bernard

1000


Lawn clippings

1000

Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.

Indiana

1000

A musical based on a movie about a street in California.

Sunset Boulevard

1200

70 - 9/3

67

1200

Free Points. Look at this cute picture of a cat!

Free Points!

1200


Spoiled Milk

1200

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault".

Louisiana

1200

It's literally a musical about pie. 

Waitress

1400

x/3 - 10 = 12.33. Solve for x

67

1400



Komondor
Borzhoi
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
Moppy, the Mop Dog (this is the wrong answer, but if you make a convincing argument, you could get points)

Komondor

1400


Skunk

1400

It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.


Massachusetts

1400

Trains on roller skates. No one really knows what this is about, but I think it's about trains on roller skates competing to see who is the train-iest train that has ever trained.

Starlight Express

1600

5 + 6 x 10 + 2

67

1600



Pekingese
Lhasa Apso
Shih Tzu

Pekingese

1600


Pencil Shavings

1600

A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

Nebraska

1600

It's the 3 S's: Snapping. Singing. Stabbing.

West Side Story

1800

5+ (6 x 6) + 6

67

1800


Cousin Itt from "The Addams Family"
Yorkshire Terrier

Yorkshire Terrier

1800


Tabasco

1800

You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

Ohio

1800

Les citoyens français sont tristes.

Les Miserables

2000

4 x 17

68

2000



An actual literal demon from the mouth of Hell?
Chinese Crested Dog
Some alien?

Chinese Crested Dog

2000


For the full 2000 points, be the first team that can come up with a unique combination of jelly bean flavor. Ex: if you combined crushed pineapple, cherry, and vanilla bean, you'd get pineapple upside down cake. 

I told you this was going to be unhinged. I'm a man of my word

2000

You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.

Wyoming

2000

Chaotic ghost simps for pretty girl who sings, causes havoc, lives in a basement

The Phantom of the Opera

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