What was the most popular hair accessory of the day?
Squid hat
This teacher has a sick chopper and a penchant for putting pictures on his arms.
Mr. Mair
This student brought a second Golden Age to Wallace Stegner when they returned from a far-away land.
Kat
Who was the 8th-grade science teacher before Mr. Mair?
Mr. Sadler
This is the hardest metal on the planet
Tungsten
How many rides did the teachers end up riding on?
3 for the fat
4 for the skinny
If you ran into this teacher in her natural habitat, chances are she would be wearing a Disney costume and sipping on a fruity beverage.
Ms. Adams
This student gave Mr. Anderson his "Best Teacher" snowglobe
Alex
How many years has Wallace Stegner Academy been open?
6 years
When did League of Legends first come out?
2009
Which ride was opened in 1921?
The Rollercoaster
This teacher has only broken a bone once in his life; it was most likely due to being dragged by his leg when he was a baby.
Mr. Anderson
This student is most likely to end up Student Body President
Fatai
When was the northern portion of the building added on?
2019
This singer-songwriter is known for his many hits, such as "Piano Man", "We Didn't Start the Fire", "Uptown Girl", and "Just the Way You Are".
Billy Joel
Where do you get the best ice cream in Lagoon?
Pioneer Village
This teacher has a lovely dog named Tux.
Ms. Anderson
This student came here from far, far south, but she hasn't let that stop her--she's academically as solid as a rock.
Victoria
What do they teach in the outer annex?
Music
Which squid is the largest squid on Earth, by mass?
The Colossal Squid
How many girls' numbers does Jody claim to have gotten?
This teacher has an equally lovely dog named Cinnamon.
Ms. Adams
This pair of students might be called the "Romeo and Juliet" of our graduating class.
Daniel and Joaly
How long has Mr. Anderson taught at Wallace Stegner Academy?
3 years
This anime follows the story of Dr. Tenma, who saves a young boy's life and discovers that he may have made a terrible mistake.
Monster
Which ride did the teachers try to ride twice?
Wicked
This teacher has the loveliest dog of all, Stanley
Mr. Anderson
This student performed shockingly well on his end-of-year tests, despite his less-than-average attendance.
Jody
For which year did Wallace Stegner Academy win Charter School of the Year in Utah?
2020
Perfume
On which ride did Mr. Mair and Mr. Anderson almost die?
The Spider
This teacher is a true nerd at heart: rumor has it that they do cosplay almost every year!
Ms. Davis
This student has demonstrated the ability to do the Chika dance (from Kaguya-sama: Love is War) perfectly.
Vicki
How many teachers are there upstairs?
11
In their best times, this NFL team's defense was known as the "Legion of Boom"--they led the team to their first Superbowl victory in 2014.
Seattle Seahawks
What was the name of the terrace where we had your student lunches for you?
Maple Terrace
This teacher has one of the most academically gifted students in the school as her daughter.
Ms. Foote
This student is basically a mini copy of Mr. Anderson (that's why this question is worth 800 points)
Chris
Who was the 7th-grade Math teacher before Mr. Goff?
Ms. Williams
This author is known for his magical, mythological stories that often have elements of horror, including having buttons for eyes and being devoured by Egyptian goddesses.
Neil Gaiman