How to speak 'good'
'I'm bogan-ing it up!'
Sarah Cocco, walking barefoot in the office.
'It smells like a Helena assessment in here.'
Ness, after someone sprayed Glen 20 in the office and it was, in fact, Helena at the time.
'You have yourself and that's enough.'
Rozi, pumping Leanne up for her first referral.
'You've got me started on cannibalism now.'
Sarah Ambrose, referring to learning about cannibalism during her degree.
'I wanna smell it.'
Kimberley, talking about the artwork at CMAG, post strategic planning day.
'You just need to be translucent with them.'
Helena, when she was meaning to say 'transparent'.
'She almost blinded her mother, but that's alright.'
Leanne, recounting the events of when one of her daughters tried to give her a facial and instead, used rubbing alcohol.
'I don't get camping. I mean, we HAVE houses.'
Anushia, describing her Easter long weekend camping trip.
'I'd spend all day with my finger in the hole going wheeeeeee!'
Helena, talking about a Country Road dress with a design that had a hole in the mid-section of the dress.
'I frequently travel overseas through YouTube.'
Kristin, in the car while discussing travelling overseas.
'I am shook-eth.'
Margo, in response to hearing about the Tokyo Banana heist of 2024. Never forgive, never forget.
'It's the equivalent of dropping something on the floor and licking it off.'
Laura, about being taken to get a coffee from a cafe that was not DOP.
'I'm eating the tuna of the land.'
Helena, referring to 'chicken'.
Sarah Cocco, speaking with Kimberley about feeling the bubbas in their tummy.
'I'll try not to make it too weird.'
Margo, when planning to go on a walk with Sarah Ambrose.
Person 1: 'Can I please get a small piccolo?'
Callum (from DOP): 'Are you sure a small or would you like a large piccolo?'
Hillary, while placing a coffee order for the team.
'You never fail to disappoint.'
Sarah Cocco, to Helena when she meant to say 'deliver'.
'Sometimes you don't want to learn something new every day.'
Hillary, to Helena after Helena suggested Merlin liked 'getting hurt' by an exercise bike.
'Anushia is moisturised and ready to go!'
Rozi, referring to when the team was heading out for lunch together and Anushia was already ready.
'I'd like to say "fingers crossed", but that doesn't seem appropriate.'
Sarah Ambrose, while speaking to Dee when Dee was explaining she was getting her broken finger checked out.
Person 1: 'My friend is an amateur pyrotechnician.'
Person 2: 'Is that a thing? Aren't they just called a criminal?'
Person 1: Sarah Ambrose
Person 2: Ness
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'You wiped away the icing, and our joy.'
Special mention: Ben, through Rozi, recalling when Rozi used to remove the finger bun icing when the kids were little.
'They say a bit of wind doesn't hurt, but I've seen the Wizard of Oz.'
Laura, commenting on a windy day.
Person 1: 'He wouldn't be a father without me.'
Person 2: 'Well, he could be.'
Person 1: Helena
Person 2: Anushia
Context: Father's Day
'What's that liquid on the ground? You say it's water, but I don't think so.'
Sarah Cocco, while recalling her experience of a portable toilet while attending the Formula 1 race in Melbourne.