I lower blood glucose after a meal.
Insulin
I produce T3 and T4.
Thyroid gland
My blood glucose is high because my body doesn't have enough insulin.
Diabetes mellitus (I'd accept Type 1 DM)
I’m known as the “stress hormone.
Cortisol
I sit right on top of your kidneys.
Adrenal glands
I occur when there isn't enough thyroid hormone.
Hypothyroidism
I help your kidneys conserve water when you're dehydrated.
ADH (vasopressin)
I produce insulin AND glucagon.
Pancreas
Too much cortisol gives you this syndrome.
Cushing syndrome
I cause uterine contractions and milk let-down.
Oxytocin
I'm known as the “master gland.”
Pituitary gland
Too much growth hormone in an adult causes me.
Acromegaly
I increase blood calcium and decrease phosphate.
PTH
I'm actually four tiny glands located behind the thyroid.
Parathyroid glands
Too little ADH causes lots of dilute urine and extreme thirst.
Diabetes insipidus