Questions
What ended in the year 1919?
The year 1918. yes, the year 1918 ended when the New Year 1919 begins! Isn’t that right?
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
Fruit Punch.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws, at the end of paws;
A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
Post Office
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.
What is the major difference between a bird and a fly?
A Bird can fly but a fly cannot bird!
What sporting event do pigs hold every four years?
The olympigs
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Why did it get so hot after the football game?
Because all of the fans left.
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them.
What do you get when you find two banana peels together?
A pair of slippers.
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
Because every night he turns into a bat.
What did one hat say to another hat?
You wait here, I'll go on a head.
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch or dinner
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The 4 you took away.
What day do potatoes hate the most?
Fry-day.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?
An envelope.
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
In Second place
If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
The match
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors are not buried.
The spacebar.
How do you count cows?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.
How was it possible that every single person in an airplane crash died, but two people survived?
The two survivors were married.
What do you always see at the beginning of parades?
The letter P
What breed of dogs can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog, because buildings can't jump.
Why doesn't the sun go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
You see me once in June, twice in November and not at all in May. What am I?
The letter E.
Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
What is round at both ends and hi in the middle?
OhiO
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Only one time, because the next time, you will be subtracting 10 from 90.
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn't work out.
If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
Just stop imagining.