Close Reading of Ms. Fitzsimmons
This classroom rule Ms. Fitzsimmons thinks is most important.
Any of these are correct: Coming on time / NO AI / No phones
Who sings the song "Friday"?
Rebecca Black
Lady Macbeth claims she would do this to her own baby rather than break a promise she had made.
smash its brains out against a wall
What animal eats fruit in the beloved ASMR videos?
Turtle / Tortoise
January
This pet belongs to Ms. Fitzsimmons. (animal and name)
Pepper the cat
When Ms. Fits reads out MCQ answers someone will ask this question.
Wait...what was number.....
Who gave the Ted Talk called "The Danger of a single story"
Chimamanda Adichie
Who is the greatest president in the world and what country does her serve?
Nayib Bukele / El Salvador
What year scarred Ms. Fitz for life?
2005
If she could meet one famous person, it would be this person.
Either is correct: Bad Bunny / Nayib Bukele
What is the name of the artist who calmly paints landscapes and what is his catch phrase?
Bob Ross / We don't make mistakes we just have happy accidents, beat the devil out of it, happy trees
What were the witches FIRST 3 prophecies?
1. Macbeth will be Thane of Cawdor
2. Macbeth will be king
3. Banquo's descendants will be kings
At what age does the frontal lobe in the brain fully develop?
25 years old
What job did Ms. Fitz's father tell her to go into and WHY?
Owner of a funeral home / because the business never stops
Ms. Fitzsimmons has been teaching for this many years.
6 years!
When students walk into AP Lang they see THIS and immediately feel despair (a profound emotion characterized by the complete loss of hope).
The keyboards (timed essay)
Who physically killed Banquo in the play Macbeth?
The murderers hired by Macbeth
What is the definition of "catharsis" and "heretic"?
Catharsis → (n.) the process of releasing and relieving strong or repressed emotions, often through a specific activity or experience
Heretic → (n.) someone who goes against accepted religious beliefs
What country is Ms. Fitz traveling to this summer?
COLOMBIAAAAAAA
Ms. Fitzsimmons attended these two colleges.
Hunter College / Adelphi University
What was Bob Ross's job before he was an artist / painter?
Drill sergeant in the military
What were the witches LAST 3 prophecies?
1. BEWARE MACDUFF
2. No man born from a woman can harm Macbeth
3. Macbeth will be defeated when Birnam wood marches to Dunsinane
What is the name of the device that crushes objects?
Hydrolic press
If Ms. Fitzsimmons weren't a teacher, she might be this:
Either is correct: A Murder Investigator