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"No, Honey, I don't want you to spend a lot of money on my birthday present. Having you for a husband is the only gift I need. In fact, I'll just drive my old rusty bucket of bolts down to the mall and buy myself a little present. And if my poor old car doesn't break down, I'll be back soon."
What is "The wife wants the husband to buy her a new car for her birthday"?