Mr. Brown
This is one of the only things Mr. Brown is terrified of. Too many eyes, too many legs. He doesn't know how a pig could befriend one.
What is a Spider?
Tyler the Creator is this student's obsession.
Who is Tj?
This story read in class is about a man more focused on his work than his wife. He nearly falls head over heel for his job!
What is Contents of a Dead Man's Pocket?
This literary icon never actually said "Elementary my dear Watson!"
Who is Sherlock Holmes?
Exactly what you'd expect in 1912 when it happened.
What is The Titanic?
Mr. Brown celebrates fourth of July by watching movies with this patriotic hero; his favorite of the hero archetype!
Who is Captain America?
This is the nickname some of your peers gave Alex during the year.
What is Big Lex?
This author is behind many dark stories. One deals with a wine cellar, one deals with a bird, and the one read in class deals with a plague.
Who is Edgar Allan Poe?
"The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog" is a pangram, which uses...
What is every letter of the alphabet?
Seven dudes watch a guy kiss a dead body.
What is Snow White?
This book series has become Mr. Brown's new obsession. He's a little late to the party.
What is Star Wars?
It wouldn't be a real class if this student didn't write on the white board plugging their social media.
Who is Tyanna?
If you're materialistic, you may have something in common with the main character from Tolstoy's How Much Land Does a Man Need.
Who is Pahom?
The most common letter in the English language may be E, but THIS is one of the most common WORDS in the English language.
What is I?
What is You?
Man learns to love a woman beyond her instagram filters.
What is Shrek?
Mr. Brown knows a little bit of different languages. He's gone on record saying THIS language always sounds angry.
What is Russian?
What is German?
Proximity to the door makes Mr. Brown call on you too much to get it. Sorry buddy.
Who is Ryan?
The Yellow Wallpaper has an unnamed narrator staying in this room for almost all the story.
What is the nursery?
Our image of St. Nick with red and white, actually comes from a promotion from this company.
What is Coca-Cola?
The villain just didn't want a rat to prepare food.
What is Ratatouille?
What's up in the air? It's a bird! And it's Mr. Brown's favorite bird.
What is a Toucan?
He takes his time coming back to class, much to his coach's dismay. Number 20, and improv champion.
Who is Ej?
Tenzing Norgay wrote his side of the story of climbing Mt. Everest, saying that this man didn't get the entire story right.
Who is Sir Edmund Hillary?
Titanic, for those that didn't know, was filmed in this body of water.
What is a pool?
Family house-sitting experience goes terribly wrong.
What is The Shining?