That's (sorta) what she said
Paper cuts
Killing
Strong and warriors bold
Mr. Francois Marenghi
100
In this story, a writer explains, "It's empty anyway. Plus it was a gift, so just give it back. Besides, I don't want to have to cut you, b!%(#!"
What is Theft?
100
For the title of your term paper, you should use this kind of punctuation.
What is nothing?
100
Mr. Martin couldn't find a weapon sharp enough, but he sure could.
Who is OJ?
100
This character is lethal, angry, and bitter (like Mr. Ingrassia).
Who is Silvio?
100
His favorite black tank top supports this local sports team.
What is the New York Mets?
200
"I demand a do over! You rushed him! He's drunk! He's insane! This whole thing is rigged! And racist!" exclaimed this desperate latecomer.
Who Tessie Hutchinson?
200
Your header should be this far down from the top of the page.
What is 1/2"?
200
Red Sammy Butts's khaki pants are later worn by this polite sociopath.
Who is the Misfit?
200
He is a fun-loving, talkative, child-like romantic (like Mr. Hock).
Who is Charley?
200
"I'll take a ham and cheese on potato bread!" His newest lunchbox is decorated with members of this famous rock band.
What is The Beatles?
300
This pain in the rump asks, "Say there, li'l fella, you sure are a strange one. You been sniffin' pot again?"
Who is Ms. Barrows?
300
This kind of note includes a "qtd. in" in parentheses.
What is an indirect citation?
300
Browning kills his chance with the Undersecretary, whose real name is this.
Who is Joe?
300
He (maybe) has seen foreign lands and committed dark, but necessary acts in an official capacity (like Bro. Lawrence might have done).
Who is Sylvio?
300
He needs only this facial feature to achieve immortality- and he once wore a majestic one.
What is a moustache?
400
What a rabble rouser this one turned out to be! At dinner, she explained, "Yes, tomorrow we will be studying the animal kingdom. We will learn just how many ways there really are to skin a cat. Speaking of which, where do you keep the rubber gloves 'round here?
Who is Lady Carlotta?
400
The note always precedes the period. Always, always, always, except in this case.
What is a block quote?
400
The little boys are feeling for the smooth ones of these, which they drop into their pockets.
What are stones?
400
This young 'un is a spirited, independent little thief (like Mr. Yatco).
Who is Mourad?
400
He once traveled to this cold, intimidating country, all by himself.
What is Russia?
500
"Look," she confessed, "I know we've never met before and I know this is bizarre, but I've written my name and phone number down. Here - perhaps you'd like to give me a call some time on the telephone."
Who is that girl who sings the "Call Me Maybe" song?
500
Mr. Kaplan did his senior term paper in this renowned author.
Who is Homer?
500
One of Mr. Kaplan's favorite bands, they sing the mid-90s remix of Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly."
Who are The Fugees?
500
He's not too worried, for he knows that he can always go into town on Saturday night and see Marjorie (unless, of course, Bruce Bombara gets to her first).
Who is Nick Adams?
500
This is the iconic television show that he most commonly quotes - and it's fantastic.
What is Seinfeld?
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