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A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29th.
Which word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
First you eat me, then you get eaten. What am I?
A fishhook
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They are all married
I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?
A kangaroo
A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past three stop signs without stopping, went the wrong way down a one-way street, and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?
He was walking, not driving
What is 3/7 of chicken, 2/3 of cat and 2/4 of goat?
Chicago
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob
I have no wings, yet I can fly, lifted by winds that kiss the sky.
A kite
When you need me, You throw me away. But when you are done with me, You bring me back. What am I?
An anchor
The first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Heroine
A man was driving his truck. His lights weren’t on. The moon was not out. There were no streetlights. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. Luckily, the truck driver stopped in time—how did he see her?
It was daytime
How can the number four be half of five?
IV
I have keys, but no locks. I have space but no rooms. You can enter, but you can’t go outside. What am I?
A keyboard
If you drop me, I crack. If you smile at me, I smile back. What am I?
A mirror
An elephant in Africa is called Lala. An elephant in Asia is called Lulu. What do you call an elephant in Antarctica?
Lost
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain
She took a film picture of him and developed it in her darkroom.
I am a word that begins with the letter “i.” If you add the letter “a” to me, I become a new word with a different meaning, but that sounds exactly the same. What word am I?
Isle/aisle
First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
Next, tell me what’s always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?”
A spider
What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its letters?
Queue
With pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler