What question can you never answer "yes" to?
Are you asleep?
What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb

What kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog

Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine?


What country is popular on Thanksgiving Day?
Turkey


What's never used until it's broken?
Egg

From what number can one take half and leave nothing?
8


What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but does not talk?
clock

How many months have 28 days?
All the 12 months

Why is a river rich?
It has two banks.

The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole

What is that you need to keep after you give it to somebody else?
A promise

When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she is your mother.
Mrs. Smith has nine children, half of them are girls. How can this be true?
They are all girls.

A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About 30 feet away there was a basket of carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did it reach them?
It was not tied to anything else.


What can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.

There are 4 rooms. One is full of men with guns. One is full of fire. One is freezing cold and another is full of lions that haven't eaten for 2 years. Which room is the safest?
Lions are dead.

David's father has 3 sons: Adam, Bob and ....who?
David
I'm a green house. Inside me is a white house. Inside my white house is a red house and in my red house are my babies. What am I?
Watermelon

First you throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn

Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
One was bald

Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
He throws it straight up.

What goes up but never goes down?
Your age



Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
C
C=> sea

What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens
