Dad Jokes
Puns
Jokes
Pick up lines
Knock Knock
100

Where do surfers go for an education?

Boarding school.

100

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Arrrrr!

100

Why is it that the hearing of people who work on the railroad is different from other people's hearing?

Because they have engine ears.

100

Do you have a map?

I just got lost in your eyes.

100

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!

200

How do fish pay for groceries?

With sand dollars.

200

Why did the deaf comedian become so popular?

Because he had everyone in stitches!

200

What language do pigs speak?

Swine language.

200

Are you an electrician?

Because you're definitely lighting up my day.

200

Knock Knock 

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, cow says mooooo.

300

Why are libraries so tall?

Because they have so many stories!

300

Why can't I stand Russian dolls?

Because they are full of themselves.

300

How do deaf bears communicate?

They Ursine Language.

300

Do you happen to have a Band-Aid?

'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

300

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

You're welcome.

400

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Tentickles!

400

Why did the ASL teacher get in trouble?

 For finger-pointing!

400

What does santa say when he loses his hearing aid?

Huh? Huh? huh?

400

Is your name Google?

Because you’re everything I am searching for.

400

Knock knock.

Who is there?
Knock knock?

Who is there!?

A deaf man.

500

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

500

What did the sign language interpreter do at the rock concert?

He threw up the horns!

500

What did the deaf, blind, and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

500

Do you play soccer?

Because you’re a keeper.

500

Knock Knock.
Who is there?

Surprise.

Surprise who?

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!

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