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Energizer bunny arrested-charged with___?
Battery
100
Shotgun wedding a case of wife of ___?
Death
100
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping___?
Tome?
100
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your ___?
Imagination
100
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a ___ giveaway)
Dead
200
A pessimist's blood type is always b-___?
negative
200
If electricity comes from electrons... does that man that morality comes from ___?
Morons?
200
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor ___?
Play
200
Reading while sunbathing makes you ___?
Well-red
200
A backward poet writes ___?
Inverse
300
Practice safe eating-always use___?
condiments
300
Marriage is the morning after the knot ___?
Before
300
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over___?
Platter
300
A man's home is his castle, in a manner of ___?
Speaking
300
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your ___ votes
Count
400
A freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your___?
Mother
400
Grapes
A hangover is the wrath of ___?
400
A gossip is someone with a great sense of ___?
Rumor
400
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an ___?
I
400
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in ___?
Motion
500
I used to work in a blanket factory, but i ___?
Folded
500
Corduroy pilloes are making ___?
headlines
500
Without geometry, life is___?
Pointless
500
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is ___?
two-tired
500
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get ___?
Repossessed
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