Animals
Birds
Holidays
Other Jokes
100
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
100
What do you give a sick bird?
A tweetment
100
Valentines Day: What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
100
What’s the slipperiest country?
Greece
200
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side
200
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
200
Fourth of July: How does a flag say hi to the other flag?
It waves
200
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
300
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt penguin. (also a newspaper)
300
Why do ducks fly south?
Because it’s too far to walk!
300
Easter: Where is a rabbit’s favorite place to eat?
Ihop
300
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
400
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing- peanuts don't talk
400
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
400
Halloween: What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spooketi
400
What is a boxers favorite drink?
Punch
500
How are elephants and trees alike?
Because of the bark
500
What did one egg say to the other egg?
Let’s get crackin’
500
Halloween: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
I scream
500
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves
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