Plain nuts
Crazy
Well doh!
You what?
Warped mind
100
Where we do washing up
Zinc, Zn
100
Get him
Cs, caesium
100
To press a shirt
iron, Fe
100
Policeman
Copper, Cu
100
The Lone Rangers horse
Silver, Ag
200
Have went (very poor grammar)
Ar, argon
200
Leg joint above the calf isn't off
Ne, neon
200
Amusing prisoner
Si, silicon
200
Doctors purpose
He, helium or Cm, curium
200
Half a dime
Nickel, Ni
300
Indian funeral chant - what to do with the bodies
Ba, barium
300
Ruler of Davy Jones' locker
Neptunium, Np
300
Chemical apache
In, indium
300
To perform in plays
Ac, actinium
300
Directed (past tense)
Lead, Pb
400
Well drillers chant
B, boron
400
Not fat....
Tin, Sn
400
What you do to a steak before you cook it - on a hot plate
Ce, cerium
400
What the police organise if they hear of illegal activity
Radon, Rn
400
Cowboys comment after hours in the saddle... "I'm..."
Th, thorium
500
What the woman said when she got her divorce
Ir, iridium
500
What you get when a bee flies into your mouth
Tungsten, W
500
Funds from mothers sister
Sb, antimony
500
Coyboys cry after a succesful trip on a broncho
Rh, rhodium
500
Molys blue jeans
Mo, molybdenum
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