Waif-Whos?
Inside Jokes
Hypothetically...
Who's That Pokemon
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100

The rapper and lyricist for the K-pop group Huntr/x

Who is Zoey?

100

This phrase is funny every time pulling into a driveway and seeing Jonah's car.

What is "Jonah, I didn't know you were here!"

100

I would buy a house and invest the rest of the money into dividend stocks like Coca-Cola and Verizon.

What if you won ten million dollars?

100

This Gen 3 starter is, in Jonah’s opinion, the cutest Pokémon of all time.

What is Mudkip?

100

In Mario Party, Jonah always picks this pink powerhouse if no girls have already claimed her.

Who is Princess Peach?

200

She’s the most beautiful, smartest, perfect girl in the world, according to Ty Lee and Jonah.

Who is Azula?

200

When someone dips out faster than expected, this phrase is said—named after a tiny Water-type Pokémon surfing off stage in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

What is "Bye Oshawott!"

200

I would focus on improving education, enforcing fair economic regulations, and pushing for strong environmental protections.

What if you ran for president?

200

Said to calm the endless battle between land and sea, this legendary dragon probably just told them to chill out and look at the sky.

What is Rayquaza

200

This odd choice to make it into the Smash roster turned out to be Jonah's best character.

Who is Wii Fit Trainer?

300

The perfect partner - loyal, powerful, and undead - but no matter how high your Speech skill, you can never marry her.

Who is Serana?

300

A piece of armor you wear to avoid decapitation.

What is a helmet?

300

I’d wield a rapier and dagger, specialize in lightning magic, and play through as a chaotic good.

What if you woke up in a Dungeons & Dragons fantasy world?

300

Jonah says this elegant serpent Pokémon is undeniably the most beautiful creature in the Pokédex.

What is Milotic?

300

This high-pitched racer shouts ‘I’m the best!’ every time Jonah gets first place in Mario Kart 64. 

Who is Toad?

400

Silent, fearless, and utterly alone in the void—this armored legend has been living rent-free in Jonah’s heart since the Super Smash Bros. for 3ds.

Who is Samus?

400

This is a chronic medical condition characterized by an impaired ability to control or stop alcohol use despite harmful consequences.

What is an alcohol audition?

400

1. A finite book with infinite knowledge. 2. The ability to effectively teach anyone anything. 3. The genie’s freedom.

What would you use your 3 wishes from a genie on?

400

When this Pokémon Mega Evolves, it turns into a fluffy Dragon/Fairy type that cures depression.

What is Mega Altaria?

400

In Pokémon Unite, this ghost who smiles combos sludge bomb and hex to win most games.

Who is Gengar?

500

Voiced by Michelle Pfeiffer, this goddess of discord caused both ancient sailors and Jonah’s heart to lose their way.

Who is Eris?

500

The best stage in Super Mario Bros. 35

What is 1-2?
500

I would practice a lot of instruments and languages and always be well rested.

What if you could start and stop time?

500

Jonah thought this icy Ghost-type was from Gen 3 for the longest time, but it’s actually from Gen 4, his brain just refuses to accept it.

What is Froslass?

500

In Among Us, Jonah's signature skin was this(Describe the outfit).

What is a yellow suit + leaf?
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