25-26 Recap
"Nope! I don't eat Jew food..."
*5 sec time skip*
"Wait wait, it's ok... I eat bagels!"
Aidan
"I'm leaving with a medal and murder charge."
Quentin
"Are you allergic to women?"
"Not really."
Rachel
Ivan
"One day you'll be good."
To who?
Thaleia to Hannah
"Small steps."
Jared
"Rishi can't be knuckles, knuckles doesn't try to sell you anything."
Rachel
"Can you please have like hands?"
To who?
Cesar to Rishi
"Your question has been answered like 7 times."
"You know what comes before 7?"
"I'm going to slap you."
Saira
Ivan
Saira
"I wasn't not gonna sleep with Robert. We were meant to be in the same bed."
John
"Rest in peace Jared. He's not dead, but I miss him."
Quentin
"Leaf texture is bad, spine texture is good."
Xabier
"Are you telling me a walk fried this rice, what about a run?"
Hailey
"No one in this room has had birch juice."
"That's just syrup."
"...Okay... technically yes."
Ivan
Xabier
Ivan
"Kidnapping is a victimless crime as long as you give them back."
Paul
"Reilly, he's going to fleche!"
Jared
"Are you sure your opinion of the mac and cheese isn't clouded by you missing me?"
Catarina
"I'm yanking on the chain I'm tied to like a junkyard dog."
Ivan
"All dogs should go to hell."
"You deserve to be short."
Hailey
Nick
"They'll be like, oh no, the bald shrimp is in my pools."
To who?
Madigan to Hailey
"Put me in Coach? No, no, no. Put Coach in."
Rachel
"I have birthing hips, I can't do that."
Justin
"My shrimp finger hurts."
Hannah
"What color was her hair?"
"Normal??"
Reilly
Hailey
"Just gotta do the white rizz on the cop."
Robert
"Sit down shrimp, sit down!"
To who?
Jared to Hailey