Dad jokes
Does your face hurt?
Cause its killin me
What is the name of Doge?
Kabosu
How many iPhones are there?
24
How much was $1 during the Great Depression worth during 2016?
$14.37
How many cats can spawn in a village in Minecraft?
10
Today, my son asked "Can I have a bookmark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know
that's not my name
When was Despacito 2 released?
Jul 1, 2018
When did the iPhone come out?
2007
How much is Mars worth?
$14,000
How much iron is in a caprison?
0.4mg
I don't trust stairs.
They're always up to something.
When did the uno reverse card meme start?
April 18th, 2018
July 7, 2003
How much is Earth worth?
5 quadrillion dollars
What is the name of Putin's dog?
Konni
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles
When was Elon Musk born?
June 28, 1971
How much did the ENIAC(The first computer) weigh?
50 tons
How much is a metric ton of beans worth?
$1550
How much is an avocado worth is Russia? (USD)
$3.48
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the 'no-bell' prize
What year was Roblox released in?
2006
What is the price of the motor upgrade that enables the Tesla Cybertruck to carry 14,000+LBS?
$69,900
How much are 1,000,000 gummy bears worth?
$53478
How much did the twin towers weigh in total?
2,000,000,000 Lb