Geography
Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?
Because its a legend
Why couldn’t the bad sailor learn the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at “C.”
California produces 98% of the United States' output of what nuts?
Pistachios
Theres one in every corner and 2 in every room. What is it?
The letter O
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired
What stays in the corner, but travels around the world?
A stamp
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies
A hunter leaves his tent. He travels 5 miles due south, 5 miles due east, and 5 miles due north. He arrives back at his tent, and hears a bear inside it. What color was the bear?
White
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
What country has the most magicians?
Majikistan
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy
Where did agriculture first start?
Agriculture first started in the Fertile Crescent, a region in the Middle East that includes parts of modern-day Turkey, Israel, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, Iran, Iraq, and Turkmenistan around 12,000 years ago
You are driving a bus. On the first stop 7 people get on the bus. At the next stop 5 people get on the bus and 3 get off the bus. At the next stop 12 people get on the bus and 10 people get off the bus and so on. What is the bus driver wearing?
You are the bus driver
How did the barber win the bike race?
He took a shortcut
Where is King David's Temple located?
Beside his ear
What do you call a surgeon on vacation?
A fishing dock
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Namaste
When was the first bike invented?
1817
What is the longest non-militarised border?
Canada-America
What kind of hook do you need to catch tuna?
Recommended Sizes: for trebles generally anything between 3/0 - 5/0, for singles anything from 8/0 - 10/0, and assists anything from 5/0 - 10/0 depending on brand and cord length.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Stairs
When is a bike not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway