Childhood
As a kid, Eric went through a terrifying ______ phase, mauling an innocent girl.
What is Biting?
Every year, Eric hates this musical genre just a little bit more
What is Christmas Music?
When asked what his dream car would be, Eric's response was "Another ______ "
What is the Honda Element?
Eric's Bagels Plus order
What is an Everything Bagel with Egg and Cheese?
Trish's parents, from this SouthEast Asian country, were not a fan of Eric for being a Whitey
Where is Laos?
Number 15: Eric's childhood town was home to this cursed food establishment
What is the Foot Lettuce Burger King?
This dynamic duo makes up the majority of Eric's workout playlist
Who are Daft Punk?
Warm, Crunchy, and Salty, this German pastry is Eric's signature dish
What are Pretzels?
For some reason, Eric's workout routine is lifted from this anime
What is One Punch Man?
Unrelated to Toby, the only girl (to Alex's knowledge) Eric actually met on a dating app.
Who is Maguire?
This handheld square was Eric's first gaming console; he never left home without it.
What is the Gameboy Advance?
In a high-stakes talent show, Eric took up the challenge of mastering this insanely difficult song for the Spanish Guitar
What is Classical Gas?
This game, released in 2010 for the Xbox 360 and remasted in 2019, is Eric's all-time favorite.
What is Halo: Reach?
In threes, then in half: the only acceptable way Eric will fold this item of clothing.
What are Underwear?
The first name of the poor woman Eric considered un-asking out to senior prom
Who is Kim?
DAILY DOUBLE
A Southern Gentleman from birth, Eric was actually born in this U.S. State
Where is North Carolina?
Eric's phase of listening to this band nearly caused Alex to lay down in the road and never wake up in late 2015.
Who are Neutral Milk Hotel?
Eric's favorite color (I'm pretty sure)
What is Blue?
What are Natural Springs?
The first Florida girl he brought home, Kristen once mistook the gas pedal for the brake pedal and destroyed this outdoor fixture of the house
What is the Fence?
Youch! This adjective was Eric's first word.
What is hot?
Eric respects these so-called """musicians""" so little, he tried to replace them with machines
Who are drummers?
Practically ALL of Eric's clothes are from this clothing retailer
Who is Old Navy?
In his old age, Eric has gotten extremely particular about this housekeeping activity: If Allison does it "wrong", he'll do it again, right this time.
What is Making the Bed?
I tricked you.
Everyone tell Eric how much you love him. He chooses the winner.