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Sondra Locke m. Elliot Ness m. Herman Munster
Who is Sondra Locke Ness Munster?
A story about neutrons
What is a particle article?
Girl leaves home, turns left three times, returns home to find two guys wearing masks. Who are they?
Who are the catcher and the umpire?
Squash an ancient language
What is flatten Latin?
Morose fruit
What is a glum plum?
Ivana Trump m. Mr. Bean m. Oscar the Grouch m. Louis B. Mayer m. ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner
Who is Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Weiner?
An evil priest
What is a sinister minister?
Two things you can never eat for breakfast
What are lunch and dinner?
Worst. Mashup. Ever.
What is a deadly medley?
Enormous fruit
What is a big fig?
Olivia Newton John m. Wayne Newton m. Elton John
Who is Olivia Newton John Newton John?
The world's tallest mountain is also the most intelligent
What is cleverest Everest?
Word that describes someone who does not have all his fingers on one hand
What is normal? (People usually have half their fingers on one hand)
What Ms. Harper and Ms. Bertinelli get paid
What are Valeries' salaries?
Cuban capital fruit
What is a Havana banana?
Tuesday Weld m. Hal March III
Who is Tuesday March 3rd?
A swing dancer who doesn't clean up after himself
What is a jitterbug litterbug?
Imagine you're in a room with no doors or windows that is filling with water. How do you get out?
What is stop imagining?
"Thank you for your support."
What is a gratitude platitude?
Bright red passenger boat
What is a cherry ferry?
Ida Lupino m. Don Ho m. Edgar Allan Poe m. Dennis Day. m. John Doe
Who is Ida Ho Poe Day Doe?
Regarding the White House, John Adams was the first
What is a resident President?
A right-handed person sits on the north side of a table that is on the Equator and places a cup exactly in the center. On which side is the cup's handle?
What is the outside?
Dutiful component
What is an obedient ingredient?
Hog offal fruit
What is a Scrapple apple?