Are You Smarter Than a 5th grader?
Faculty Lounge Tea
Excuse Me, But...
Recess Logic
Do You Know Your Content?
100

This US state is shaped like a mitten?

What is Michigan?

100

The unspoken first question when snacks appear in the lounge...

What is "Who brought these?"

100

The #1 reason students interrupt a lesson...

What is "Can I go to the bathroom?"

100

When two kids want the same swing, the fair and logical solution is:

What is “the longest, loudest, and most dramatic negotiation ever witnessed”

100

In math, first graders learn that this 3D shape is not a delicious frozen treat, even though it has a pointy top.

What is a cone

200

The process of water turning into vapor is called this...

What is evaporation?

200

The first thing teachers mummble when the copier is broken/there's a line...

What is "I don't have time for this."

200

"She's looking at me!"Usually means this is happening...

What is “absolutely nothing—except two kids trying to start a full-blown courtroom drama during silent reading” 

200

The universal playground agrument starter..

What is "That's not fair!"

200

Second graders become grammar detectives when they learn that this tiny mark can change “Let’s eat, Grandma” into a horror story.

What is a comma

300

This planet is known as the "Red Planet"

What is Mars?

300

The fastest way to clear out the faculty lounge...

What is...warming up fish
bonus: admin walks in

300

"What are we supposed to do?"is always shouted after this part of the lesson..

What is directions are given

300

The playground version of ‘detective work’ is when a teacher tries to figure out:

What is which started _________

300

In elementary ELA, students learn this literary term for when animals talk—but you just call it “another day with the class pet.

What is personification

400
The largest mammal in the world...
What is the blue whale?
400

The mysterious item found in June that no one wants to claim...

What is someone's tupperware 

400

"My mom said..." is almost always the start of this...

What is the beginning of a very creative negotiation 

400

The number one reason a student comes running to you at recess...

What is to tattle about something unrealted to them

400

These two things happen every single day in Pre-K without fail: snack time and this mysterious group phenomenon where no one remembers who had the toy first.

What is sharing

500
The first 10 amendments to the Constitution are called this

What is the Bill of Rights?

500

This is the only way to summon 10 + staff members into the lounge without an email... 

What is "someone said there's free food"

500

The dredded words to hear at dismissal from a student...

What is “I don’t know how I’m getting home” 

500

If three balls go over the fence, this the correct number that will magically belong to no one.

What is... all 3

500

This type of rock is formed from lava and pressure—but in 4th grade science, it’s mostly remembered because it sounds like something you’d order at an Italian restaurant.

What is igneous rock

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