After drinking some high-quality H2O, Bobby Boucher heaves a touchdown pass to defeat the Louisiana Cougars in the Bourbon Bowl
The Waterboy
Gladys Knight would blush if she knew this, her native state, appears on T-shirts that read "squeeze my peaches"
Georgia
During the winter, they go months without eating, drinking or... uh... other bodily functions
bears
Ancient Egyptians used hundreds of yards of linen wrapping to turn a dearly departed pharaoh into this
a mummy
Marketing itself in its own chocolate, this brand has imprinted #mybreak on its wafer bars
KitKat
Jimmy Chitwood buries a jumper from the top of the key to win the Hickory Huskers the Indiana state championship
Hoosiers
2 "slogans" that appear on T-shirts for this U.S. state are "come cut the cheese" & "come smell our dairy air"
Wisconsin
Several of them once lived in an exhibit at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas
lions
FDR famously called December 7, 1941 "a date which will live in" this
infamy
Introduced in 1912, this brand of chocolatey cookies can be spelled using letters in "chocolatier"
Oreo
Imagining it's her strict British Indian family, Jess curves a free kick around a wall of defenders & scores the winning goal
Bend It Like Beckham
It's the U.S. state on a saucy T-shirt that notes it's been "spooning with New Hampshire since 1791"
Vermont
It's also the name of an American League baseball team
the (Detroit) Tigers
Presented by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, this award depicts a woman holding an atom
an Emmy
A conveyor belt of chocolates hilariously overwhelms 2 characters in a classic 1952 episode of this sitcom
I Love Lucy
Roy Hobbs hits a game-winning dinger into the right field lights, creating an impromptu fireworks show as he rounds the bases
The Natural
Some dirty mind merged "SL" & "UT" & put it on a T-shirt; the "UT" stands for "Utah" & "SL" stands for this city
Salt Lake City
The only 1 of the 3 you'd see in the Arctic
a bear
On "Press Your Luck", contestants hope to protect their big bucks from this money-stealing monster
a Whammy
It's a 10-letter word that describes someone who is incredibly fond of eating chocolate
chocoholic
After crashing short of the finish line, the Jamaican team carries its bobsled the rest of the way, winning over the Olympic fans
Cool Runnings
It's the panhandle state on T-shirts that brazenly offer this accusation: "looks and smells like a sweaty foam finger"
Oklahoma
They hate swimming; the only time they'll typically enter water is to cross a river
lions
"Snip Snip Hooray" was the headline of a N.Y. Times article about a recent rise in men having this birth control procedure
a vasectomy
As a nod to its cuisine's origins, this restaurant chain offers a dessert called "The Great Wall of Chocolate"
P.F. Chang's