Mike Oxlong (Mike + Michael)
White Men Can’t Jump
Plumbers and Mailmen
Pro Bowl Ballers
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100

This Michael holds the record for most sacks in a season.

Michael Strahan

100

This white man won OPOY in 2019.

CMC

100

This plumber lead the league in receiving yards 7 times.

Don Hutson

100

This killer on and off the field has the record for most rushes in a single pro bowl, with 19.

OJ Simpson

100

The Jets all time rushing leader.

Curtis Martin

200

This Mike was the heart and soul of the  “Monsters of the Midway” Bears 1985 defense.

Mike Singletary

200

This white man has the most career INTs.

Paul Krause

200

In 1952, this mailman recorded 14 INTs in his rookie season, which still stands as the single season INT record.


Night Train Lane

200

This 5x MVP has the most career passing yards, passing TDs, completions, attempts and INTs in the Pro Bowl.

Peyton Manning


200

Who were the Jets playing when Aaron Rodgers got injured in his opening start.

Bills

300

This Mike was a human bowling ball on the field, playing for the Chargers from 08-11, and the Panthers from 13-16.

Mike Tolbert

300

In 2020, DK Metcalf broke this white mans franchise record for most receiving yards in a season. 

Steve Largent

300

This Bears mailman held the record for most all purpose yards in a game by a rookie (336) for 42 years, while also scoring 6 TDs in that same game.

Gale Sayers

300

This 2010s SB winning QB has the most career passing yards without being named to a Pro Bowl.

Joe Flacco

300

This Jets receiver broke the franchise single season receiving yard record in 2015.

Brandon Marshall 

400

This Michael holds the NCAA record for most catches, receiving yards, receiving TDs, and 100 yard games by a freshman in a single season.

Michael Crabtree

400

This white man WR on the Patriots had 15 catches, 332 yards and 2 TDs in his 3 playoff games of the 2016-2017 season.

Chris Hogan

400

This Chargers mailman made 1st team all pro 6 seasons in a row, while peaking in 1965, having 69 catches, 1602 yards and 14 TDs.

Lance Alworth 

400

This 2012 Dolphins WR has the record for most receiving TDs in a game, with 4.

Brandon Marshall

400

Who is the only Jets RB to rush for 1k in a season since 2013?

Chris Ivory

500

This Michael (WR) signed a 5 year/57 million dollar extension in 2022 with an  NFC East team, but was released after 2023 due to not being able to stay on the field.

Michael Gallup

500

In 2023, Riley Moss became the first white CB in the NFL since this white man in 2003.

Jason Sehorn

500
This Bears plumber held the record for single season passing TDs (28) for 16 years, until Johnny Unitas broke it in 1959.

Sid Luckman

500

This 22 year old WR in 2017 was the youngest player to ever start in a Pro Bowl.

Juju

500

Who was the Jets player that hit Drew Bledsoe?

Mo Lewis

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