"Get ABC insurance. Without it, you may be among the unlucky who get their cars broken into this year."
Pathos
100
"Football players across the nation recommend this football"
Ethos
100
"SMART is the best campus ever. It's free, everyone knows each other, and we have interesting classes like studio art and computer science."
Logos
100
People who drink and drive are idiots. If you are ever with an older family member or friend who has been drinking, you will be the dumbest person in the universe if you get in a car with them.
Pathos
200
"Our toothpaste is recommended by 9 out of 10 dentists."
Logos
200
"I know basketball. I spent fifty years with the L.A. Lakers" - Shaquille O'neil
Ethos
200
"Don’t get caught using your phone. Everyone will judge you for being dumb and getting busted."
Pathos
200
"As an athlete who has attended multiple fitness and nutrition seminars, I know how important good nutrition is. You need to eat vegetables and lean meats, not just Chinese food and Takis, if you want to build muscle and be your strongest." - Ms. Kucic aka the strongest teacher
Ethos
300
"As a mom, I understand the importance of a good night's sleep. That's why I trust Ambien."
Ethos
300
"If you don't love soccer, you're an idiot. It's the best game ever."
Pathos
300
"Ms. Lueshen has taught for nearly a decade. She knows how to teach writing, so listen to her."
Ethos
300
Imagine a tiny puppy, shivering and whimpering in your arms. His eyes are cloudy and he has sores all over his poor little body. This puppy has been abused -- and animal abuse is not just wrong, it's illegal.
Pathos
400
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's Dos Equis." - The Most Interesting Man in the World
Ethos
400
"Lebron James is the best at basketball. He shoots over 90%!"
Logos
400
Colleges and universities should not require the SAT or ACT for admission. Research has shown time and again that standardized tests don't accurately measure intelligence.
Logos
400
Cigarette smoke contains over 4,000 chemicals, including 43 known cancer-causing (carcinogenic) compounds and 400 other toxins. These cigarette ingredients include nicotine, tar, and carbon monoxide, as well as formaldehyde, ammonia, hydrogen cyanide, arsenic, and DDT. Nicotine is highly addictive.
Logos
500
"Reeboks are outdated and for old folks. If you wanna be cool, you gotta have Nikes."
Pathos
500
It’s 2008 and time to join the parade of people jogging, walking, and playing in GymFan athletic shoes. Don’t be the only one in town stepping to the beat of an old-fashioned drummer! Get a pair of GymFans today!
Pathos
500
"We need a better lunch program at SMART. 70% of students say they are dissatisfied with the current one."
Logos
500
You can save 50 - 200 gallons of water a month by turning off the faucet while you brush your teeth, and 100-400 gallons of water if you ALSO turn off the water while you are soaping your hands when you wash them.