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JuDon't know these Judoka?
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Punchline
100

Judo

What is the gentle way?
100

The creator of Judo

Who is Jigoro Kano?

100

Chata wolna:) wkońcu można oddychać wolnością i spokojem!;)

Who is Szymon Duleba?

[The cottage is free :) you can finally breathe freedom and peace !;)]

100

The white belt drink at Drink2Dan

What is a Pina Colada?

100

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road?

200

Kesa-gatame

What is scarf hold?

200

He's 6ft 8 and 131kg

Who is Teddy Riner?

200

Sit doon, yer maws called paul.

Who is Andréa Robertson?

200

Jager Bomb

What is the black belt drink?

200

Because he had no body to go with

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

300

Major Outer Reap

What is Osoto-gari?

300

First American woman to earn an Olympic medal in Judo, turned MMA fighter, turned WWE wrestler. 

Who is Ronda Rousey?

300

I watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes and thought how easily entertained they are. Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for 5 minutes!

Who is Morgan Class-Kirtley?

300

The belt which features tequila.

What is orange belt? 

[Tequila Sunrise, tastes like petrol]

300

Because it was soda pressing

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

400

The general name for the belt used in Japanese Martial Arts

What is an Obi?

400

Awarded 8th dan in 2012, the first Russian to achieve this grade.

Who is Vladimir Putin?

400

lol just found a crop of redish hairs growing on my head! wtf?

Who is Ronan Foley?

400

The red belt drink in Drink2Dan

What is Cranberry and Disaronno?

400

Because she had no arms

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

500

Atemi-waza

What are striking techinques?

500

Beat Helio Gracie, founder of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, in 1951

Who is Masahiko Kimura

500

[THEIR NAME]

Is listening to the coldplay song paradise over and over on his iphone

Who is Andrew Morris?

500

Peach schnaps, vodka and orange juice

What is the yellow belt drink?

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