Who confined us to the surface of the Earth?
Isaac Newton, who discovered and proved gravity.
What fueled the enlightenment?
Coffee. Thinkers gathered in coffee halls explaining their ideas and helping one another prove them.
Who influenced a ton of painters and also created a flying machine?
Leonardo da Vinci
Who believed in geocentrism and fought astronomy for a really long time?
The Catholic Church
What countries hating each other helped the United States to happen?
France and England
Who dropped his balls off a building?
galileo, who proved balls of different size and weight dropped at the same speed.
Who figured out three laws of motion?
Isaac Newton
Who created the Sistine Chapel in Rome and the statue of David?
Michelangelo
Who loved influencing and having control over people without being elected?
The Catholic Church
What European thinkers and artists are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles named after?
Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo, and Raphael.
Who made our milk not kill us?
Louis Pasteur, who discovered heating things pasteurized them killing harmful bacteria.
Who said that the monarchy shouldn't have all the power because royal blood doesn't give people rights over natural rights of others.
John Locke
Who was a guy in Florence that wrote a lot about political power and whose name kind of means "evil, smart and powerful" now?
Machiavelli
Who had more power in Europe than all of the monarchs combined?
The Pope of the Roman Catholic Church.
Who makes the best croissants?
France
Who probably loved setting his farts on fire?
Robert Boyle, who studied the propertes of air and combustion and discovered oxygen.
Who said you can make a social contract to give up some freedoms for having a nice community?
Thomas Hobbes
Who created the heliocentric model of the solar system
Copernicus
What city state is tiny but was as powerful as all the other nations in Europe?
The Vatican
Who loves tea?
British people because England created an empire that included a lot of places where tea grows.
I think, therefore I am <Insert My Name Here>?
Rene Descartes
Who said government's powers should be separated into executive, legislative and judicial?
Montesquieu
Who loved drama and dressing male actors like women?
William Shakespeare
Who got tons of money by saying "get blessed by the father and pay us ten bucks" or "pay money and God will forgive your sins?"
The Roman Catholic Church
Where am I going tomorrow for a month?
Europe.