Education
The School I went to from Kindergarten until 12th grade
What is HAFTR?
My roommates
Who are Josh Lederer and Jonathan Greenberg
While in Israel I wanted to go to the gym
Nothing too fancy didn't need a pool to swim
I didn't want to leave the old city didn't need to go to a hotel
So I joined this Yeshiva and became an honorary member of ________
What is HaKotel?
He was born because of a TikTok I saw on passive income, but the idea was sprouted due to thinking of different names for our business. One name we thought of was Hoptivity which got me in the hop mindset. Everyone's favorite bunny who misses school and learns a valuable lesson.
Who is Hoppy Hopperson?
My Name
What is "Evan"
My undergraduate major
What is Finance?
The name of my friend crew
What is The Accepts?
Living In the city opened many doors
Lived in the same building with Laz even though we moved floors
Allowed me to intern, study, and also have fun
We called our apartment __________
What Is The 801?
The name of the business Jon, Josh, and I are starting.
What is Kuigo?
My Grandma's name
What is Evelyn?
My undergraduate minor
What is NYC Studies?
The 2 people I told you I'd probably consider my top tier of friends
Who are Russell and Laz?
My friends and I used to go to the city to meet basketball stars
For us this was considered going out in the day when were too young for bars
One day we were going to give Steph Curry a look
But the line was too long and we ended up at the part of another point guard ____________
Who is Russell Westbrook?
The name of my song.
What is Chasing Clouds?
The Band that sings "Bring me to Life"
What is Evanescence?
The name of my Rabbi in Yeshiva who I still learn with once a week. I was also chosen to be our shiur representative during Closing Circle. He is married to Bracha from Midmo.
Who is Rav Adi Krohn?
Who is Geller?
We were at Joshie's hot tub one September Day
We had a little to drink and then decided to play
Pool basketball is dangerous I grabbed my foot and screamed "No"
Pictures were eventually posted on Facebook of my _____ ______
What is broken toe?
The name of the event I ran at the JLIC event at the end of our year in Israel which was ultimately adopted by Yavneh and stolen by my Rabbi.
What is Shtark Tank?
Senior Year in Miami we had to take our open houses from The Seacoast to the beach because the girls that were staying there got ______
What is Evicted?
The Only AP test that I got a 3 on.
I took AP Euro, Political Science, Chemistry, English, Literature, US History, Calc, Bechina Yerushalmi
What is AP Poli Sci?
When I was in Orayta for the year I didn't yet trust the iPhone alarm clock, so I had my roommate who did not always go to Minyan set his alarm, wake me up, and then often go back to sleep. This roommate is
Who is Brandon Emalfarb?
I'm not sure if it was scarier than skydiving, but at the time
This fear was truly one of a kind
It was in Bryce Canyon in Utah with Achva West of course
I don't if you'll ever find me again _______ __ ______
What is Riding a Horse?
The summer after Freshman year I threw a few birthday parties including Lazapalooza, EricMania, and Joshathon. The name of my fake event planning company was ___ _______
What is EH Events?
A company that will be a competitor of Kuigo
What is Eventbrite?