Girl Math
How many dollars you spent if you used the leftover cash in your purse.
What is Zero?
A Poptart enthusiast with the stand-up catchphrase "What's the deal with Airplane Food?"
Who is Seinfeld?
Other than Indica, it is the most common subspecies of bud you might have found Bob Marley enjoying.
His last words were "Et tu, Brute?"
Who is Julius Caesar?
It comes in flathead, hex, or Phillips.
What is a screwdriver?
How much money you'll make by not using your $5 a day utilities when you go on a week long vacation to see Taylor Swift in Australia.
What is $35?
The thing a woman might say she and the guy who's "like a brother to me" are after he confesses his love.
A powerful tool for human understanding synthesized from fungus that grows on rye and other grains.
What is LSD?
The royal spouse of six women, two of which he had executed.
Who was Henry VIII?
Putin's best target for a nuke in terms of USA Population Density.
What is Manhattan?
What is $299?
A fantastic British phrase that could mean "Hello," "Goodbye," or "Let's Get Hammered."
What is Cheers?
What is psilocybin?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!
What is Twelfth Night?
Another Name for a Russian Donkey.
What is Moscow Mule?
The amount of money "in reality" you made, if you spent $72 on a shirt with a 50% discount
What is 36 Dollars?
While chad Christians call it "Creationism," beta scientists prefer to use this term to refer to the start of everything.
What is The Big Bang Theory?
Despite the FDA saying there is no evidence that it is safe, it is an Asian plant powder with opioid comparable effects that can be purchased in select cafes and gas stations.
What is Kratom?
A famous love story inspired Cuban Cigar brand, which renamed their signature size in honor of Winston Churchill.
The nickname Joseph wished he could call his "virgin" wife after she gave him the bad news.
What is Bloody Mary?
How much money you save on shipping if instead of ordering just 1 pair of shoes with a $10 shipping fee, you order 3.
What is $20?
The story Jacob's dad would tell as "She was the waiter at a restaurant", Rio's would tell as "She caught my eye from across a coffee shop," or Misha's would tell as "She saw me in my leather jacket and Rolex"
What is "How I Met Your Mother?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!
What is Caffeine?
The classic Atari Game featured in the Climax of Earnest Cline's novel "Ready Player One."
What is Tempest?
The term Republicans would rather be called than Racist.
What is Old Fashioned?