Evelyn Fun Facts
Evelyn's favorite instrument is this.
What is the drums?
This person is Evelyn's best friend / cousin.
Who is Sebastien Zemel?
"I could get your daughter pregnant if I wanted to."
Sebastien Zemel
This is Evelyn's favorite band.
What is Led Zeppelin?
My dad filed against my mom charging her for this crime after she took us back to Connecticut after living in Puerto Rico for nine months.
What is kidnapping?
What is Lola?
These two people are some of Evelyn's closest friends who she had Spanish with last year and she found out were truly her PEOPLE.
Who are Serena Diamond and Sophia Hopson?
"I love boobies SO MUCH"
My mother
This is the program that Evelyn does that takes up 90% of her time outside of school.
What is School of Rock?
This member of my family died from alcohol induced liver failure only a matter of weeks ago.
What is Evelyn's aunt?
Evelyn wants to pursue this career when she grows older.
What is medical practitioner / doctor?
This is the grade that Evelyn got out of her shell and started making friends who supported her.
What is 8th grade?
"I'm used to taking advantage of people when they're sleeping"
Nate Osborne
Lowk this is what life has been feeling like recently and I'm not sure if it's a good thing
Radiohead
My cousins who almost killed me and my sisters multiple times are on this parent's side of the family.
What is Evelyn's Dad?
This is Evelyn's favorite class by far.
What is Biology?
This period spanning from 2020-2022 ruined Evelyn's social life and set her up for embarrassment for years to come.
"Monkeys aren't orange, they're brown."
Andrew Ridloff
This number of notes is in a typical scale.
What is 7?
My cousins and aunt on my Dad's side are from this country.
This is the name of Evelyn's band, referring to the inability to feel happiness.
What is Anhedonia?
This is Evelyn's childhood best friend throughout the entirety of elementary school turned popular girl after they separated due to Evelyn's emo phase.
Who is Adelle Poire?
"As a certified crewmate, I can verify that Yash is not the imposter"
Liam Harrison
This is the band that Evelyn can't stop listening to NONSTOP every day all the time every second. (this is a recent thing)
What is Radiohead?
My dad wanted to move to Puerto Rico for this reason.
What is tax cuts?