Favorite Jokes
The person Colin refuses to address without a very specific article modifying the person's name.
Who is Morgan Jones?
This contestant betrayed her boss in the final tribal council of season one.
Who is KaRyn?
Colin appeared in this wildly popular LDS Living video series.
What is "Magnify Your Colin"?
The dessert we all thought would break Colin's impending marriage to Karen but instead made it into his wedding speech.
What is Cheesecake?
The record shows that this person was NOT a homewrecker.
Who is Karen Zelnick Rivera?
KaRyn's favorite Deseret Book author
Who is John Bytheway?
A twist in Survivor gave players an option to visit this island where they would be surprised by a positive or negative turn of events.
What is Stoddard Ryland?
What is the Jeff Slayer?
When Colin's neighbors started annoying him, he poked what through their fence?
What is garbage?
The record shows that Colin dated more of this co-workers friends than she thought.
Who is Morgan?
The word Colin typed every day at 3 p.m. MST.
What is 'Already'?
After voting off this contestant, The Golden Idols Tribe was cursed losing challenge after challenge.
Who is Deb?
Colin appeared in a parody of this Disney film and his singing astounded all of the Deseret Book authors and artists.
Colin never got revenge on a homeless man that did this to his car.
What is urinated in it?
Who is David Butler?
Colin turned this "Happy" singer into a pun.
Who is Pharrell Williams?
This player created a Survivor legacy after being one of the first to be voted off, surviving weeks on Redemption Island, and being voted back into the game.
Who is Brandon?
Because he is Santa's favorite elf, Colin emcee'd what event but was 100 percent not having it?
What is poetry slam?
This local casual eating spot became the bane of Colin's existence.
What is Spitz?
The record shows that if Smith's grapes are good enough for this celebrity, they are good enough for Colin.
Who is Tan France?
This Staind song made its way into nearly every day of our lives of which Colin was a part.
What is "It's Been Awhile"?
In the season one finale of DB Survivor, this contestant's speech arguably cost him the game.
Who is Derek Cornia?
Jeff Simpson referred to Colin as this with all of the love and admiration his heart could muster?
What is "a thoroughbred"?
Colin put a note on the drink machine kindly asking that this drink "replace one of the 5 Monster flavors."
What is Red Bull?
The record shows that Colin asked this Deseret Book author if there was anything we could do TO him. The Deseret Book author politely declined.
Who is Jason Wright?