The People
The most tenured (longest-serving) faculty member.
Who is Mrs. Hayes Miller?
The center, the east, the west.
What is the order of the buildings in order of creation?
Third grade
What is when you learn cursive?
Keep this place from falling completely apart
What do Mrs. Jurasz and and Mrs. Miles do all day?
I T I S N O T W H A T I T U S E D T O B E
Is the Spelling Bee a waste of time?
The most tenured (longest-serving) faculty member.
The year the school opened.
What is 1871?
Fifth grade
What is when you stop using cursive?
The most homework ever given.
What is a more interesting thought is the most homework ever not done?
It's just not the same place anymore.
Why was the fall fest so bad?
Mr. Perryman and Mr. Rodrigues
Have teachers had a fight?
As old as his tongue and slightly older than his teeth
How old is Mr. Armendariz?
The reason you use the Amplify book that doesn't teach you anything instead of actually using a red science book.
What is because CPS?
Once a computer cart crashed down the stairwell
Has there been a major accident in the school?
Not enough
Mrs. Pickett, Mrs. Wooten, Mrs. Vogt, Miss Pippen, Mrs. Hayes-Miller, Mrs. Andrews, Mrs. Gerber, Mr. Jensen, Mrs. Lin, Mrs. Rutowski, Mr. Thompson, Mr. Sajous-Brady, Mrs. Nordyke, Mrs. Sands, Mrs. Nach, Ms. Nutter, Mrs. Santiago, and Mrs. Zarate.
Who are the teachers who have taught multiple grades or subject areas (other than what they're currently teaching)?
What are places that used to be cafeterias?
As the subjects have some overlap, it was thought to be a good idea.
Why do some classes merge (LA/SS)?
Because we have so many students now that it takes so long to get them into the building, and don't get me started on the parents who don't follow directions on the drop-off protocol.
Why does Lincoln start at 8:45 or 8:46?
Supposedly because of ease of scheduling. #thingsarethesameanymore
Why are Serendipity Day and Laps for Lincoln on the same day?
Not so far as I'm aware
Has there every been anyone at Lincoln named "Joe Army"?
No, but there are certainly some haunting things.
Has there been a ghost sighting in school?
Usually because people are not doing what they're supposed to be doing.
Why do some classes move more slower than others, or are behind in something?
miracles
From what I was told, we keep it in an emergency fund.