Yo Mama
Shit Republicans Say
Celebrity Boobs
Sex Act Before & After
Tales from the Herd
100
When she gets on a scale, it says, "To be continued..."
What is yo mama's so fat?
100
"If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."
Who is Todd Akin?
100
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Who is Christina Hendricks?
100
The Chamillionaire song about evading police harassment while driving + wiping shit on someone's upper lip after anal sex.
What is Ridin' Dirty Sanchez?
100
Man believed to be on PCP gnaws finger after naked carjack try, authorities from this city said.
What is Jersey City?
200
People go for her on Halloween.
What is yo mama's so ugly?
200
"Syria is Iran’s route to the sea."
Who is Mitt Romney?
200
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Who is Scarlet Johansson?
200
Getting head while taking a dump + a dessert made from this gourd-like squash of the genus Cucurbita.
What is blumpkin pie?
200
A man named Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested for possession of marijuana and a knife near this state's capitol. Chances are, he's a Packers fan, too.
What is Wisconsin?
300
She washes paper plates.
What is yo mama's so poor?
300
"And I will tell ya, it’s three agencies of government when I get there that are gone. Commerce, education, and the ahh, what’s the third one there? Let’s see… The third agency of government I would do away with – education, uh the, commerce, and let’s see, I can’t. The third one I can’t. Sorry. Oops."
Who is Rick Perry?
300
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Who is Lady Gaga?
300
24th President of the United States + the act of defecating on your partner's chest and then sitting in it and rolling back and forth.
What is the Grover Cleveland steamer?
300
In Defense of Man-Cow Relations: New Jersey Judge Drops Charges Against Police Officer for Having Sex with this kind of animal On the Grounds That They May Have Enjoyed It
What are cows?
400
She brings crabs to the beach.
What is yo mama's so nasty?
400
"I think even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape, that it is something that God intended to happen."
What is Richard Mourdock?
400
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Who is Beyonce Knowles?
400
While having sex doggy style, sweeping the bottom partner's arms from under them and then forcing them face first into the carpet + this 1990's pop punk band formed in Wilmington, Delaware.
What is Amish Plow United?
400
Florida man dies after winning a contest for eating the most of this type of insect.
What are cockroaches?
500
She certifies her email's originating domain with a 512-bit DKIM key instead of a 1024-bit one.
What is yo mama's so dumb?
500
"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas."
Who is Michele Bachmann?
500
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Who is Jack Nicholson?
500
Shitting on the face of a conscious or unconscious partner, with or without saran wrap + the full name of this balding, blue sweatpants and wife-beater clad Aqua Teen Hunger Force next door neighbor.
What is a Hot Carl Brutananadilewski?
500
Woman, 60, Stabs Boyfriend Over Alleged Cheating During this Parker Brothers/Hasbro board Game
What is monopoly?
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