finish the dad joke
Why don't elephants use the computer?
The largest ocean is ??
the Pacific ocean
Break the ___
ice
it is illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland
real
Who let the ____ ?
why did the scarecrow win an award ?
because it was outstanding in his field
The statue of Liberty is?? (origin)
from the French
Piece of ___
cake
In Japan, square watermelons are grown to fit into refrigerators
real
Theres a stranger in my bed ….
Theres a pounding in my head
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems
how many time zones does Russia span across?
11 time zones
better later than ____
never
Italians eat statistically more pizza on Mondays than on any other day.
Fake
Do you want the house tour?
I can take you to the first, second, third floor
I know only 25 letters of the alphabet…
Which country has the longest coastline?
Canada
an apple a day
keeps the doctor away
Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins
real
How can we go back to being friends..
when we just shared a bed
What do you call cheese thats not yours?
Nacho cheese
how many countries does the equator pass through?
13 countries
Do not judge a book
by its cover
Octopuses have four hearts
fake
Baby, where the hell is my husband?
What is taking him so long to find me?