Movies
A movie where the furry green guy does something medically impossible
The Grinch
A holiday where a bunny lays eggs
Easter
A game where you waste some money and tax your friends
Monopoly
The energy that hurts to look at
Light Energy
A war that happened in 1812
The War of 1812
The most forgettable Pixar film, which is about extinction
The Good Dinosaur
A holiday where a fat old man sneaks into your house and pulls a reverse robbery
Christmas
Sorry!
The process of water circling places
The Water Cycle
A painter that liked self-harm
Van Gogh
A movie where an orphan learns he's actually kinda good with sticks
Harry Potter
A holiday where we blow stuff up proudly
4th of July
A game where you command warships blindly
Battleships
A body system parents lie about
The reproduction system
A game show where you pray you have smart relatives
Family Feud
A movie where a pretty book nerd marries a furry
Beauty and the Beast
A holiday that is represented by a baby slaughtering a senior citizen
New Year's Eve
A game where you feed starving animals your balls
Hungry Hungry Hippos
The stuff that cracks, strikes, and booms
Lightning
The island with millions of people living on it and doesn't exist
Null Island (Longitude and Latitude = 0, 0)
A movie where the title lies to you
Mission Impossible
A holiday that celebrates our independence
President's Day
A kinda risky game
Risk
The smallest thing in the universe
Quarks
The 19th President (good luck)
Rutherford B. Hayes