A movie about an elephant that's good at eavesdropping
Dumbo
A holiday where a bunny lays eggs
Easter
A game where you waste some money and tax your friends
Monopoly
The energy that hurts to look at
Light Energy
A war that happened in 1812
The War of 1812
A movie where an orphan learns he's actually kinda good with sticks
Harry Potter
A holiday where a fat old man sneaks into your house and pulls a reverse robbery
Christmas
Sorry!
The process of water circling places
The Water Cycle
A painter that liked self-harm
Van Gogh
A spy movie where the title lies to you
Mission Impossible
A holiday where we blow stuff up proudly
4th of July
A game where you command warships blindly
Battleships
A body system parents lie about
The reproduction system
A game show where you pray you have smart relatives
Family Feud
A movie where the green guy does something medically impossible
The Grinch
A holiday that is represented by a baby slaughtering a senior citizen
New Year's Eve
A kinda risky game
Risk
The stuff that cracks, strikes, and booms
Lightning
The island with millions of people living on it and doesn't exist
Null Island (Longitude and Latitude = 0, 0)
A Christmas movie about short, merry men
Elf on the Shelf
A holiday that celebrates our independence
President's Day
A game where you feed animals your balls
Hungry Hungry Hippos
The smallest thing in the universe
Quarks
The 19th President (good luck)
Rutherford B. Hayes